While I've quit the world of online dating, I've been e-mailing a boy, which feels a lot like online dating. How did I start e-mailing a boy? Funny Story. Well, one day, one of our HR ladies comes over to me and asks me if I could step away from my computer to talk to her for a bit.
I instantly think that I'm in trouble. I don't have a specific example, but I find it easy to believe I've done something wrong. However, what HR Lady wants to know is actually if I'm single, straight, and interested in dating her personal trainer.
In hindsight, I realize I should have said, "no." Or, "Sorry, I'm actually a lesbian." But I said, sure, give him my e-mail address. Which has resulted in a series of awkward e-mails. I know, from HR Lady, that this guy has been doing online dating, too. So, instead of talking about our mutual acquaintance or common interests that she mentioned to us, Personal Trainer has been using the same types of questions that everyone always asks online, mixed with weird compliments, like "You're so pretty. LOL."
I felt really bad about not responding to his e-mails, because everytime I passed HR Lady in the hall, I was sure she was going to bring it up.
Until I found out that she's been passing him off on every single woman between the ages of 25-50 at my work. After that, I figured I was off the hook.
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